So I just finished Chapter 5.
Sorry guys, no nudity this time. I do however have an all day pizza eating contest with Helmer at CiCis. Also, I bring to light the infamous waggle-whomp, a creature that hids best within the realms of sock drawers….full of sad lonely single socks.
Concerning the title of this blog, i have only this to say: Clever word-smiths will either be the first to be nabbed in the crowded halls of the nearest penitentiary….or the last. Hopefully it is the latter. Not that I ever plan on going to prison, but i don’t ever balk on trying new things, prison included.
I had no idea what I am talking about.
Who would in a chess match: Pistol Pete or the entire country of Spain?
First off, we have to look at each sides strengths and weaknesses.
Pistol Pete Strengths:
1)big cranium for ample brain storage space
2) guns for forceful winning
3)Angry/drunken rabbles of college supporters.
1)An Entire Population, someone HAS to be good at chess.
2)A strong lispy version of Spanish
3) Inigo Montoya
Pistol Pete Weaknesses
1)Outside of a mascot costume…he doesn’t exist.
2)stiff…immovable face allows for no victory expressions
3)Each game will probably have a tuition fee on it.
1)Everyone confuses Spain with Mexico.
2) The Atlantic
3)Passport Fees and Complicated Judiciary System
So who would win in the end? It is a tough call…i think the only true way that this will ever be decided is to have both sides throw down in a bishop-filled battle of the ages.
That is all for today…I will report back tomorrow.
Chinese food….and hopefully a fist fight with adventure.