So i wrote the end of Chapter 5.

I did some last second rearranging and changed the events of how i wanted to write things, and i think this will work out much better.

I’m not going to be particularly loquacious this evening because A) I just spent the last 2 hours writing prose B)I’m a sleepy panda, C) I need to brush the bejeezus out of my teeth.  Seriously though, I taste invisible peanut butter. Continue reading “Flat Tires, 19 Stone, and the Reason Behind Windows.” →

So here I am.

I haven’t posted on this thing in many o’ months.  I have been working on my book, not like mad (to be honest) but as much as I can.  I’m simultaneously finishing up Chapter 3 and starting 4 as we speak.  Well not literally, that would be an annoying bout of opening and closing programs back and forth to be a statement of true honesty and let us be honest, hyperbole never got anyone anywhere besides false ideas of grandeur and a lot of silly excess. Continue reading “Tickling a Grizzly Bear in the Back Seat of Your Kia is Never a Wise Decision” →

So im sick of the dern rain.

if i wanted to live in a Washington-esque environment i would move to Seattle and kill myself.

have you ever tried to ride a bike in the rain?  you have a backlash of rain from your front tire hitting you in the face and then you have a line of rain from your back tire lining your ass.  Uncomfortable and embarrassing.

Continue reading “Sometimes you just gotta show the world the Thunder.” →