So I just finished Chapter 5.

Sorry guys, no nudity this time.  I do however have an all day pizza eating contest with Helmer at CiCis.  Also, I bring to light the infamous waggle-whomp, a creature that hids best within the realms of sock drawers….full of sad lonely single socks.

Concerning the title of this blog, i have only this to say: Clever word-smiths will either be the first to be nabbed in the crowded halls of the nearest penitentiary….or the last.  Hopefully it is the latter.  Not that I ever plan on going to prison, but i don’t ever balk on trying new things, prison included.

I had no idea what I am talking about.

Continue reading “If Ever I’m in Prison, I’ll Have a Really Good Shower Song.” →

So It is twelve days in.  I will finish this chapter before or on Sunday.

That is a chapter a week.  at this rate, i will have the book entirely written before the end of the year.  One can hope.

I need to try and find a publisher.  Someone who can look pass the shoddy prose and see that a method that causes you to lose 265 pounds can sell to a country spending billions on weight loss methods.

One can hope. Continue reading “Award Winning Strides, Venereal Cures.” →