So i am sitting here and wondering what to blog and then it came to me.

no it didn’t.

so im just going to keep talking until something comes to me.

in lieu of my title i will briefly cover suicidal and/or death fascinated pets.  i once had a cat that would take her kittens up a tree and drop them one by one to the ground.  the ones who lived got to survive.  which really makes sense if you think about it. Continue reading “The Only One Suicidal Here is the Dog” →

So the title is pretty self explanatory in my opinion.

i think that such an idea needs to be mused upon.  On the one hand being a spider who is missing an eye wouldn’t be so bad given the knowledge that you have many replacement eyes around your face.  but at the same time what would an appropriate eye patch look like?

I think that it would look something like the Continue reading “What Kind of Eye Patch Would a Spider Wear? What Would it Look Like?” →

I have been hit by a car on my bike.

It was, all in all, a rather lucrative experience to tell you the truth. It was technically a truck, but i got a new bike out of it. Now I am considering the types of vehicles that would be most beneficial for my fellow bikeroos to get hit by.

If you want to get hit by a car, here are several reasons it would be a good idea:

Continue reading “What Car Would be the Most Beneficial to Get Hit By and Why?” →