So im sick of the dern rain.

if i wanted to live in a Washington-esque environment i would move to Seattle and kill myself.

have you ever tried to ride a bike in the rain?  you have a backlash of rain from your front tire hitting you in the face and then you have a line of rain from your back tire lining your ass.  Uncomfortable and embarrassing.

Continue reading “Sometimes you just gotta show the world the Thunder.” →

So i am sitting here and wondering what to blog and then it came to me.

no it didn’t.

so im just going to keep talking until something comes to me.

in lieu of my title i will briefly cover suicidal and/or death fascinated pets.  i once had a cat that would take her kittens up a tree and drop them one by one to the ground.  the ones who lived got to survive.  which really makes sense if you think about it. Continue reading “The Only One Suicidal Here is the Dog” →

So the title is pretty self explanatory in my opinion.

i think that such an idea needs to be mused upon.  On the one hand being a spider who is missing an eye wouldn’t be so bad given the knowledge that you have many replacement eyes around your face.  but at the same time what would an appropriate eye patch look like?

I think that it would look something like the Continue reading “What Kind of Eye Patch Would a Spider Wear? What Would it Look Like?” →