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Tickling a Grizzly Bear in the Back Seat of Your Kia is Never a Wise Decision

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So here I am.

I haven’t posted on this thing in many o’ months.  I have been working on my book, not like mad (to be honest) but as much as I can.  I’m simultaneously finishing up Chapter 3 and starting 4 as we speak.  Well not literally, that would be an annoying bout of opening and closing programs back and forth to be a statement of true honesty and let us be honest, hyperbole never got anyone anywhere besides false ideas of grandeur and a lot of silly excess. Continue reading “Tickling a Grizzly Bear in the Back Seat of Your Kia is Never a Wise Decision” →

No Chopin, You Cannot Have the Soft Spot.

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I like butterfly bandages, for the most part.

The world is all about aesthetics not actuality.  If it looks good, it sells good.  Not until the 5th day of shit filled liveries do they realize what they have gotten themselves into.

I talked to my editor about my book and we brainstormed a first chapter and a basic outline for its structure.  Its going to be a wonderfully fun spin on a fair ride. Ups, downs, and all arounds.  Im going to start work on it later this week.

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It Such a Good Vibration

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There have been days where i go, well the entire day without speaking.  From sunup to sundown not saying a word to anyone or anything, and then i will randomly sing a catchphrase and screw everything up.

I recently put a bid in on my halloween/random ass fun time costume, which is a giant deluxe chicken costume.  i must say that the moment i get it i am taking it out of the box and going running around campus.  I wish i knew someone who has recently purchased a strange and exotic Halloween costume that could chase me in a whimsical and witty attempt at dry or stereotypical humor.  I honestly had no idea who Continue reading “It Such a Good Vibration” →