Author Broc

Street Savoir Faire

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I know my titles make no damn sense, but neither do my blogs….so in a strange opposing sense of idiosyncratic ideology my titles, being as strange as my written prose, makes perfect and complete sense with the text i produce.

So we had a totally rockin’ bake sale today.  and i found out something very integral about my being, i couldn’t bake cookies to save a childs life.  Sorry there little Timmy, but if that mean man with the gun decides that a cake is proper compensation for your life than your pretty much screwed.  I know i know you were going to be an Inside Out Batman this year for Halloween but right now ole Brocy’s culinary ability doesn’t stack up to stale shit and you are getting jacked.

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Sometimes you just gotta show the world the Thunder.

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So im sick of the dern rain.

if i wanted to live in a Washington-esque environment i would move to Seattle and kill myself.

have you ever tried to ride a bike in the rain?  you have a backlash of rain from your front tire hitting you in the face and then you have a line of rain from your back tire lining your ass.  Uncomfortable and embarrassing.

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The Only One Suicidal Here is the Dog

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So i am sitting here and wondering what to blog and then it came to me.

no it didn’t.

so im just going to keep talking until something comes to me.

in lieu of my title i will briefly cover suicidal and/or death fascinated pets.  i once had a cat that would take her kittens up a tree and drop them one by one to the ground.  the ones who lived got to survive.  which really makes sense if you think about it. Continue reading “The Only One Suicidal Here is the Dog” →